So there I was — after a long night of gambling, drinking, some questionable decisions, and a sprinkle of Santa’s snow — and a wild thought hit me:
What if Satoshi isn’t gone? What if he’s just waiting?
Maybe he has an endgame we’ve never even considered. What if he’s still alive, sitting back and watching the chaos, while the world argues over whether Hal Finney was the real Satoshi? Or maybe it was Hal… or someone else who’s no longer with us, but who built a “sell when…” button for the moment the world finally tips.
Satoshi built Bitcoin as a trustless system. He didn’t trust banks, and he sure as hell didn’t build it to cozy up to governments. But here we are, more than a decade later — and now we’re talking about the U.S. creating a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve (still the dumbest name ever, by the way).
Yes — the United States, the same country that may have sparked the next global collapse after wrecking lives during the 2008 financial crisis, now wants to hold Bitcoin like it’s gold 2.0.
But what if this is all part of the plan?
What if Satoshi (or maybe his AI alter ego) is waiting for the U.S. to dive in — to officially become a HODLer — just so he can pull the trigger and crush the system that crushed so many?
Maybe Bitcoin wasn’t built to make us rich.
Maybe it was built for the biggest social experiment in modern history.
To expose greed.
To show how power always tries to creep in.
To prove that the early believers — the misfits, the rebels, the degens — were right all along.
At first, the elites laughed at Bitcoin.
Then they wanted a piece.
Now they want control.
But here’s the twist: Satoshi’s final move might be to sell it all. To trigger a meltdown just as the U.S. fully commits. A digital payback for all the lives wrecked in ’08.
Satoshi will rise.
And when he does, it won’t be for glory.
It’ll be for vengeance.
Alright… thanks for listening!
The shrooms are definitely wearing off now
Edit: (adding for clarity) this is a fun piece to explore other theories. You want to be an expert on bitcoin or crypto? Don’t be shortsighted and be open minded to all possibilities and explore them. No one knows what will happen but exploring ideas and creating fun theories (catastrophic in this story) will help you. ✌️ ❤️
